Facebook uh, oh, oh (A satirical song) |
| Ooh... ooh... (I like) |
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| Are you ready for a little chat in a song about the Internet? |
| It's the story about a social door you've never seen before |
| If you wanna be seen by everyone |
| Wanna be in the dream and have some fun |
| If you wanna be on the hook, simply take a look |
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| Facebook, ooh oh oh... |
| Everybody loves you so |
| Facebook, ooh oh oh... |
| Everybody lets you know |
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| Do you wanna be more than just a friend? |
| Do you wanna play cybersex again? |
| If you wanna come to my house |
| Then click me with your mouse |
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| Facebook, ooh oh oh... |
| Everybody loves you so |
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| You're loggin' in, then it begins |
| And your computer is swinging and taking your time away |
| The scene is right for a socialite |
| Now you're on Facebook, anywhere, anytime, night and day |
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| Facebook, ooh oh oh... (I like) |
| Everybody loves you so |
| Ooh ooh, ooh oh oh... (Mi piace) |
| Never gonna let you go |
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| So you wanna make love with me? |
| Am I really your cup of tea? |
| Are you really the one that you never really meet? |
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| Facebook, ooh oh oh... (I like) |
| Everybody loves you so |
| Ooh ooh, ooh oh oh... (Mi piace) |
| Never gonna let you go |
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| You're loggin' in with just a friend |
| But soon Mark Zuckerberg's hammerin', clamourin' round the bend |
| We used to greet friends on the street |
| But now it's googling, giggling, gaggling when we meet |
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| Facebook, ooh oh oh... |
| How about a little chat? |
| Facebook, oh oh oh... |
| Meet you on the Internet! |
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| Do you really like politics? Wanna talk about dirty tricks? |
| Are you really a sex machine or just some beauty queen? |
| Everybody is better than before |
| Everybody is calling out for more |
| Everybody in cyberville is knocking on your door |
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| Facebook, ooh oh oh... (I like) |
| Everybody does a show |
| Ooh ooh, ooh oh oh... (Mi piace) |
| If you like it, click and go |
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| Do you know that it's instant loggin' in |
| For a little more fun and cyber sin? |
| Wanna know what this book's about? |
| Then how about logging out? |
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| Facebook, now I've got a million friends |
| Goodbye Facebook fans, this is how the story ends |
| (Facebook) |